Clarkson Integrator., March 13, 1948 - Lambda Notes

Lambda Notes

After a rugged vacation many buccaneers have returned safely, a bit weary, but cold sober. There are many sea stories of wine, women and song; some of them hard to believe.

Congratulations to Bob Mellis for finally returning to bless us with the presence. He is carrying a big long frown on his face which insinuates troubles. Could it be that he is worrying about cancer.

Suprise! Jim Philipp took the vows over the vacation trying another Lambda to the fascinating dilemma of marriage. Golly! But has that guy changed. That sweet smile is really something, when we ask him for the time or a match.

At last Donna's secret is out!

She was heartbroken when she was discovered but we promised not to reveal her name. Donna gives a performance every Saturday night in the Lambda kitchen.

Joe McGuth has adopted a new ditty for all future beer parties:

Up to the lips, over the tongue

Watch out vericose veins, here she comes!

They'll surely wail in their Ale after hearing that one.

Have you heard of the new clothes mart started in Potsdam? The address of the new establishment is 30 Elm Street, the new proprietor is Mr. Allen Beahre. Bring any worthless bit of clothing and exchange for diamond studded cufflinks, etc.

We wish to thank Mr. Mueller for the fine refreshments served to us during carnival week-end. After the traditional keg of beer Saturday evening, Mr. Mueller's wonderful Daiquiris set the day right early Sunday morning. Thanks again.

Hell week is here as 37 Lambda pledges know only too well. Accept or condolences and sympathy, boys, it can't happen again.

References

http://nyshistoricnewspapers.org/lccn/np00010001/1948-03-13/ed-1/seq-4/