Clarkson Integrator., March 20, 1948 - Lambda Notes

All bad things come to an end sometime as 37 Lambda pledges with smiling faces know only too well. The Big Bro's are laying low, making amends and receiving beautiful varnished paddles. Congradulations to all participants in Hell week!

The inevitable has happened to another Lambda. John Hcyrich has given a ring to his Dolly and received congratulations from all the boys at 30 Elm Street. Congratulations again, John, and best wishes.

The Honorary Order of the Brown Derby is again flourishing. Brother Jack Topliffe has blushingly accepted the royal crown and golden shaft of his predecessors. Who is to be the next proud group. bearer?

Somebody is throwing a wrench in the works around here causing a heyday of excitement. The plaintiffs of evil-doings are Don La- Patra, Bill Armstrong and Rob Nellis. Everyone can understand why the boys are BLUE and is on the lookout for the culprit. He was last seen drinking a glass of mysterious BLUE water.

The Lambda telephone has been registered under the name of one Mr. Gene Mueller who is affiliated with the new local broadcasting studios of station W.N.T.C. All Mr. Mueller needs at the present is a blonde stenographer and a desk near the telephone. What the house needs now is a nickle phone and Mr. Mueller's consent.

Crackle! Pop! Whiz! Rip! Frank Curtin has once again produced a mechanical marvel. It's a car but just what make it is we're afraid only Abe Lincoln could tell. It's one of those jobs that only start at one temperature and manages to move at another.

Screech! We've come to an end. In parting the house offers a success ribbon to the campus station W.N.T.C. It has resulted from many hours of work contributed by students who are interested in its progress.

Good Luck W.N.T.C.

References

http://nyshistoricnewspapers.org/lccn/np00010001/1948-03-20/ed-1/seq-2/