Clarkson Integrator., November 04, 1950 - Fraternity Notes

Fraternity Notes

by OLIE COLITTI

"Humphrey" came rolling through this past weekend for the Kappas Keller's mechanical working brain seems to have done the trick. Congratulations, boys.

The biggest regret "the boys on the hill" had this past weekend, was that they don't have a sister like "Trigger" Michie has, who can bring her brother a sharp date like George had.

Mystery of the weekend was who were the two jovial ones making the rounds on Saturday night; one disguised as a Hollywood producer, beret and all; the other dressed as a westerner from the wild and woolly West? The story circulating is that they were slightly under the weather on Friday eve and didn't want to be seen at it again on the following night. What's the matter boys afraid you would be classified as drunkards.

All the fraternities wish to thank the Sigs for their generosity in sharing the guest from St. Lawrence. At O Pi O there were a lot of would-be barbers, but it seems that Doc Beach won out. At 30 Elm, a trial was held by the members for their "guest". His Honor McGee held court while "Bubbling Buddy the Boy Barrister" was the prosecuting attorney. Doe Lippy was found as counsel for defense. Legal entanglements were incurred when the prosecuting attorney was cross-examining the defendant, Scott Hamilton. The Battle centered around whether the dendendant should have to fully answer the question "Were you born and why?"

Many alumni were seen around town over the weekend, to welcome them , all the fraternites held various functions. It was good to see some of the old faces again and there were also those from before our era.

The big weekend is now upon us. If last weekend was any sign of how this one is going to turn out, Brothers watch out! This party-party life will soon come to an end. School starts next Tuesday (Monday is for recuperation).

References

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